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North Jersey in the mids was a place where virtually anything and everything could kill you, which is why we stayed mostly in one of our backyards. I think we were at Steve's house and there was this old rotten ass log sitting in the corner of his backyard. Being stupid five year olds, we didn't know any better, so when Steve suggested that we all pee on this hollowed out piece of detritus, it seemed like a great idea. Little did any of us know that there was a bee hive in this log, home to a pack of the most vicious fucking bees you've ever seen in your life. No sooner do the first drips of pee hit this log than approximately five hundred bees fly out and begin stinging us. I ran all the way home, having suffered roughly two dozen stings. Thankfully I got my unit put away before the bees attacked, so there was no permanent damage done, but needless to say there were few, if any, unsupervised playdates after that. What does that have to do with Kim Kardashian's nipples you ask?
Women Are Getting Plastic Surgery to Have Nipples Like Kendall Jenner’s
By Jessica Rach For Mailonline. Experts have revealed the different types of nipples classed as medically 'normal', and the warning signs to look out for. However they have warned women to look out for unexpected changes in the nipple position, explaining that inverted nipples are generally nothing to worry about - unless they have suddenly become that way. Elsewhere they explained that while 90 per cent of bumps are usually non cancerous, women should visit the doctor if a new lump does appear and persist. Doctors at The Hospital Group have shared a range of breasts to assure women that a variety of traits - including protruding, pictured, are totally normal. Doctors also said that similar to different sized breasts, some people my feel their nipples aren't in proportion - but this is nothing to worry about.
I woke up this morning, as is often the case, to a group Whatsapp chat about Kim Kardashian. I confess, I had to Google the phrase, having managed to live a whole 26 years without ever having heard anyone use it before. Like a burger. Large, flat, and often rather darkly coloured female nipples, giving the impression of a beefburger having been placed on each breast. How were her tits? She had fucking burger-nips.